Adam Gooch

Adam is the best teacher I have ever had. He was able to help me not only in class but also in many of my life experiences. I came to him for extra help in his class and he was so knowledgeable of all collegiate subjects that I still go to him for assistance with my medical examinations. I would highly recommend Professor Adam Robert Gooch as a teacher, a friend, a mentor and especially a life partner.

Professor Adam Gooch... as a person I'm sure hes a good guy, but as a professor... eh. He continually gives girls extra credit if they wear slutty outfits to class. As a gay male I don't appreciate the biased grading. I continually wear slutty outfits and I don't get so much as a hi. I can tell that he is looking at me when he thinks I'm not paying attention. He really knows how to rock out on the guitar. Both heroic and acoustic. All these other kids must have not heard about his sick band "Sleep Well" because I did and they are awesome. Gooch is a sexy beast, an easy grader. I think he has his inadequate friends grade them. But I still got an A. Oh and the reason he brings a butt plug to class is to make sure people don't doze off or day dream. You learn to pay very close attention when theres the possibility of a black butt plug flying your way if you look away.

As a female student in Adam Gooch's class, I felt very violated. Whenever I answered a question wrong in class, he hit me with the rubber butt plug. He also offered extra credit in return for "special" favors. (I considered it, because he's hot) However, the syphilis is an issue. I don't want ma baby to have STDs.

As a female student in Adam Gooch's class, I felt very violated. Whenever I answered a question wrong in class, he hit me with the rubber butt plug. He also offered extra credit in return for sexual favors. (I considered it, because he's hot) However, the syphillis is an issue. I don't want ma baby to have STDs.

Invites people over to laugh at poorly written essays. Comes to class intoxicated and waving a black rubber butt plug. Feedback generally involves the overuse of the word "Novice". Is only teaching to get with freshman girls. Has syphillis. Seriously.